A Mullet for All Seasons
With his flexible wardrobe (including Jorts! Bonus!) and multi-length hair, accessorized by one bottled beverage and one bottle in which to reposit spittle from his smokeless tobacco, the Mullet for All Seasons is ready for anything...anything that could happen at the Forest Festival anyway.
These guys eat together, travel together, hunt together, and I bet anything they'll vote together for Sarah Palin.
The Mood Elevator
No seasonal affective disorder or economic woes for this gal! If hair that soars this close to Jesus doesn't elevate your spirits, at least the fumes from all that AquaNet will getcha a double-super-buzz. Amen sister and pass the pumpkin butter!
ahhhhh. It's good to be back.