Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Have It Your Way

Because it was spotted at a Burger King on Corridor G, the Have It Your Way's origin is indeterminate. ABM cannot pinpoint with any certainty its native county, but suspects Lincoln, Boone, Mingo or possibly even Putnam.

However, that's the beauty of the Have It Your Way. A Have It Your Way demonstrates clearly the boundless nature of mullet creativity. Our subject has chosen a length that requires excessive maintenance, probably with Dep sculpting gel, and has extended that product's usefulness to the feathered upper layer, providing great lift, both upward and extending out towards the back for serious mulletude.

Note: if Dep is not on sale at the Corridor G Wal*Mart, Burger King fry grease will do in a pinch to provide the requisite glossy sheen.

Power Fall, the Mullet of Strength

"If you had $10 and could only go to a convenience store, what would you buy?"

Ask your friends this question and you are likely to receive a modicum of personality insight.

Ask the Power Fall...and what do you think he might say?

(Our first shameless solicitation for comments - GO!)

While you are pondering the question, note the strong execution of the front half of the Power Fall, the clean lines, the way the length doesn't start until well behind the ears. The Power Fall is clearly ready to take care of any and all business...but make no mistake. That cascading length promises that the Power Fall plays just as hard as he works.

Have a penny, leave it. Need a penny, take it.

Monday, August 27, 2007

A Nontraditional Start - El Conquistador

One may look closely at this picture and wonder, "Where is the mullet? I was promised MULLETS and I want MULLETS dammit!"

To that we reply, quit hatin'. Simmer down. And look closely, so that you may see something truly glorious.

Exhibit A is better known as El Conquistador, or the mo-mullet.

This rare species was tagged recently in the South Charleston, WV area. Observe the way the strip of hair trickles gracefully down over the collar of the shirt. Observe also the serious mulletude, evidenced by the arms-akimbo stance, of this no-nonsense character. A find like this may only come once in a lifetime, and we here at ABM are grateful for our field photographer's keen powers of observation, even after a margarita or dos.


A visual aid to provide scope and perspective to this project.

Saturday, August 25, 2007


Welcome one and all to Appalachia's Best Mullets! We here at ABM are excited to provide a tribute to the hairstyle that has transcended decades. Information will be forthcoming that will provide our viewers with the means to make their own submissions to our growing gallery.

Who are we? Located centrally somewhere in Appalachia, the creative forces behind ABM strive to provide the ultimate mullet experience, citing mullets from various locales. Maybe one will be your hometown....maybe our Mullet of the Month (MoM) will be YOU.

Note: we respect everyone's privacy. We will not accept photographic submissions containing first and last names, or other personal information. Please leave only first names and last initials, e.g. "Charlie M."

Thank you for stopping by and keep checking back for additions to the gallery, and to the Mullet Tales.