One may look closely at this picture and wonder, "Where is the mullet? I was promised MULLETS and I want MULLETS dammit!"
To that we reply, quit hatin'. Simmer down. And look closely, so that you may see something truly glorious.
Exhibit A is better known as El Conquistador, or the mo-mullet.
This rare species was tagged recently in the South Charleston, WV area. Observe the way the strip of hair trickles gracefully down over the collar of the shirt. Observe also the serious mulletude, evidenced by the arms-akimbo stance, of this no-nonsense character. A find like this may only come once in a lifetime, and we here at ABM are grateful for our field photographer's keen powers of observation, even after a margarita or dos.
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