Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Have It Your Way

Because it was spotted at a Burger King on Corridor G, the Have It Your Way's origin is indeterminate. ABM cannot pinpoint with any certainty its native county, but suspects Lincoln, Boone, Mingo or possibly even Putnam.

However, that's the beauty of the Have It Your Way. A Have It Your Way demonstrates clearly the boundless nature of mullet creativity. Our subject has chosen a length that requires excessive maintenance, probably with Dep sculpting gel, and has extended that product's usefulness to the feathered upper layer, providing great lift, both upward and extending out towards the back for serious mulletude.

Note: if Dep is not on sale at the Corridor G Wal*Mart, Burger King fry grease will do in a pinch to provide the requisite glossy sheen.

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