Cowabunga, Dude. Not since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has Asian culture been privy to this magnitude of bastardization:
OK, so maybe Hibachi isn't the pinnacle of Asian culture. Maybe a Mossy Oak camo hat is the perfect acoutrement for an evening of fine dining entertainment with friends...only in Appalachia I suppose. Or maybe this particular hair/hat combination embraces a sense of diversity and cultural fusion. This "party in the back" covers a strong, yet pale neck (soon to bloom red in the summer sun) like Spanish moss covers a southern magnolia tree. Like the mighty bonsai, it must be trimmed, trained, and constrained with the cap, so as to grow stronger.
How's that for your moment of Zen?